“Oh, forsaken stomach! Why do you torture me so? I can
barely rouge my cheeks and ready myself for his arrival! What disdain! The
grumbling is reaching deafening heights! I’m sorry that I only fed you greens
five hours ago! Forgive me! He’s arriving! Goodbye, fair cat, fair house. Off
to the restaurant. Please, be still, my love. I will feed you so soon. What’s
that? The destination is unknown! Oh, what fate belies me! Please, hold fast
dear stomach. I’ll satisfy you as soon as we figure out the dilemma!”
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