Elevator Disaster:
Infidelity and Death
*just like your momma
made*
Serves 5
One Serving: 5,000 Cal.
Ingredients:
1 pinch of
suspicion
16 Tears of a cheating
wife
7 drops of infidelity
3 bullets
5 geriatric assertions
4 globs of hair gel
Directions:
Thoroughly mix all ingredients
together in a bowl until thick consistency. Place bowl outside for a full
evening to receive the blessing of a full moon. Then chill before enjoying at
your own risk.
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