Recipe: Anticipated Question Delight

Serves 2. Total time: questionable

Ingredients:

·      Touch of rouge

·      Dash of cat

·      4 years of love

·      5 hours of fastening

·      Radio

·      Car

·      Few excruciating seconds

·      Furtive glances

·      The ultimate question of where to eat

Directions:

·      After work, rouge the cheeks

·      Ignite porch light

·      Pat the cat

·      Submerse in car, radio on simmer.

·      Blanch swift hug (after stewing in 4 years of love and 5 hours of fastening)

·      Hesitate for a few excruciating seconds

·      Serve anticipated question