Kids, did I ever tell
you about the time I watched Heyward hit his first home run? Well, I’m gonna
tell you again, so sit tight. I remember like it was yesterday. He stood there
at the plate looking like he had a caveman’s club in his hands. I swear the
ball was comin’ in at 150 miles per hour. He swung, and I felt the wind from
it. I did! All the way up the third base line. Me and your great uncles knew
that thing was gone as soon as it hit the bat. Everybody screamed so loud, the
folks back home could hear us. He ran so fast, he got to home plate before the
thing landed outside the stadium. Yes, he did. They just don’t hit ‘em like
they used to.
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