Friday, December 2, 2016

George's Thoughts During Phone Call


These election results are completely bazaar. I might as well pick up the phone and call Bill.  Maybe I can interject some laughter into this dreary situation. Why can’t I stop laughing? I just cannot believe that neither his wife nor my son won this race. Instead, it was the host of The Celebrity Apprentice!?! I suppose that is pretty humorous. How did every expert and media correspondent get this wrong? I should tell Bill about my desire to leave the Presidents Club—since apparently it’s not so elite after all. Eh, I better invite Bill and Hillary up to Maine to go to the buffet; otherwise, Barbara is going to nag me about not being very “bipartisan.”. Hopefully Bill and Hillary will make it through this difficult time. Then again, Bill beat me in 1996. So if the pain lasts for a few weeks, that may not be such a bad thing.

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