Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, two Knights of the Presidents Club, Bill and George, were overjoyed because their family members were destined to assume the office they had recently graced, the presidency. Sir Bill spent his time out on the campaign trail riding his noble steed—his campaign bus—to each new city, all the while gathering support for his wife. Sir George sat in his castle in Maine and cheered on his son. Both were optimistic of the chances of their relatives in the pending battle for votes. When voting time came, Sir George was deeply saddened as his son did not outpace his 16 enemies to proceed to the final round of electioneering. Sir Bill, on the other hand, was ecstatic. His wife, Madam Hillary, continued to rally her loyal constituents for months after the fall of Sir George’s son. As the final election date approached, both Knights of the Presidents Club hoped for a victory by Madam Hillary. On Election Day, Madam Hillary was crushed in battle. To the dismay of many, Sir Trumpsalot from the land of Orange had decimated her. The end.