Recipe

How to Make a McDonald’s Breakfast

INGREDIENTS:

3 snoozes on the alarm

8 minutes to drive to work\

3 coworkers talking

1 weekend of work

4 hateful thoughts about coworkers

6 rental contracts

2 keys

DIRECTIONS:

In small bedroom, begin combining all three snoozes. Slowly blend in the 8 minutes to drive to work. The resulting product should resemble someone being late to work. As the coworkers talking begins to mix into an indiscernible jabber, quickly combine the weekend of work and the hateful thoughts before the workday begins. If combined too slowly, you will have to restart the recipe next week. After the weekend of work and hateful thought have mixed, place 6 rental contracts on top gently as to not disturb the ingredients. 2 car keys should now be placed on top of the rental contract as fiercely as possible to ensure adequate mixing. Now, wait thirty minutes while you drive to Livingston, and after this time, you should have a McDonald’s breakfast that is ready to be enjoyed.