Police Report

       Officer: On the 12^th of January 2016 at 9:30 p.m.  dispatch got a call about a disturbance in a neighborhood. The call came from an elderly lady who said all she could hear was a man screaming “ROLL DAMN TIDE.” Officers arrived at the house to see a man running around his yard with nothing but a Crimson Tide PFG, with flip flops and shorts. Officers proceeded to walk toward the individual and ask was he ok. He responded, “YOU DAMN RIGHT, WE WON THE ‘SHIP.” Officers turned to speak to the other man in the yard and noticed that he was lying flat on his face. So an officer asked the man “What’s wrong with your friend”, and he responded “His ass should have given me my fifty bucks for the win.”