Monday, December 5, 2016

Instructions

Instructions:
11.  Barely open eyes.
22. Turn alarm clock off.
33. Stumble out of bed.
44. Speed down Willow Avenue (at 43 M.P.H.)
55. Do circles around the parking until a good spot is found.
66. Speed walk to the library.
77. Allow a stranger to approach you. (Specifically a short and foreign man)
88. Have the person give you a strange compliment such as, “You have very beautiful face.”
99. Awkwardly, but politely respond with a simple “Thank you.”
  10.  Find an unoccupied computer and begin your homework.
111. Discover the same man sitting next to you.
112. Ask the stranger what his deal is. OR

113. Go to campus security.  

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