Exaggerated Story Told
by a Teenager:
Oh,
My Gosh. So dude. Guess what?! So one day I like woke up go to school because I
was personally invited to attend a formal lunch at President Oldham’s house,
but before then I had to get some work done at the stupid library. Ugh, so
annoying. But anyway, I totally smoked this Ferrari while driving down Willow
Avenue. Pretty sure the dude was like 90 years old and he was only going like
60 while I was going a solid 80. Heck yeah I so beat him. So I get to the
library, right? And this weird looking, midget dude, that looked like he was
from Romania or something came up to me and said, “You are very, very
handsome.” Dude, like once he said that to me I karate chopped his head so hard
I’m pretty sure I gave him a concussion. You should’ve been there. It was epic
bro.
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