A Saturday at Nunally Drug Store: Twelve Days of Christmas Song

On the first day of Christmas,

My pharmacist gave to me:

A Xanax for anxiety.

On the 2^nd day of Christmas,

my pharmacist gave to me:

2 blood pressure cuffs

And a Xanax for anxiety.

On the 3^rd day of Christmas,

My pharmacist gave to me:

3 cholesterol pills,

2 blood pressure cuffs,

And a Xanax for anxiety.

On the 4^th day of Christmas,

My pharmacist gave to me:

4 Hydrocodone,

3 cholesterol pills,

2 blood pressure cuffs,

And a Xanax for anxiety.

On the 5^th day of Christmas,

My pharmacist gave to me:

5 inhalers!

4 Hydrocodone,

3 cholesterol pills,

2 blood pressure cuffs,

And a Xanax for anxiety.

On the 6^th day of Christmas,

My pharmacist gave to me:

6 Valium,

5 inhalers!

4 Hydrocodone,

3 cholesterol pills,

2 blood pressure cuffs,

And a Xanax for anxiety.

On the 7^th day of Christmas,

My pharmacist gave to me:

7 Meclizine for swimming,

6 Valium,

5 inhalers!

4 Hydrocodone,

3 cholesterol pills,

2 blood pressure cuffs,

And a Xanax for anxiety!

On the 8^th day of Christmas,

My pharmacist gave to me:

8 packs of Medrol,

7 Meclizine for swimming,

6 Valium,

5 inhalers!

4 Hydrocodone,

3 cholesterol pills,

2 blood pressure cuffs,

And a Xanax for anxiety.

On the 9^th day of Christmas,

My pharmacist gave to me:

9 Cymbalta,

8 packs of Medrol,

7 Meclizine for swimming,

6 Valium,

5 inhalers!

4 Hydrocodone,

3 cholesterol pills,

2 blood pressure cuffs,

And a Xanax for anxiety.

On the 10^th day of Christmas,

My pharmacist gave to me:

10 Allopurinol

9 Cymbalta,

8 packs of Medrol,

7 Meclizine for swimming,

6 Valium,

5 inhalers!

4 Hydrocodone,

3 cholesterol pills,

2 blood pressure cuffs,

And a Xanax for anxiety.

On the 11^th day of Christmas,

My pharmacist gave to me:

11 Nicotine patches

10 Allopurinol,

9 Cymbalta,

8 packs of Medrol,

7 Meclizine for swimming,

6 Valium,

5 inhalers!

4 Hydrocodone,

3 cholesterol pills,

2 blood pressure cuffs,

And a Xanax for anxiety.

On the 12^th day of Christmas,

My pharmacist gave to me:

12 insulin pens,

11 Nicotine patches

10 Allopurinol,

9 Cymbalta,

8 packs of Medrol,

7 Meclizine for swimming,

6 Valium,

5 inhalers!

4 Hydrocodone,

3 cholesterol pills,

2 blood pressure cuffs,

And a Xanax for anxiety.